Oh boy! Don’t you just hate it when
you finally get through to the right department in a company, only to be talked
to in ‘code’. It kind of sounds like English BUT the person who answers the
phone insists on treating you as if you have the same knowledge they do,
throwing in all sorts of industry acronyms and colloquialisms.
For starters, it’s nice to have an
impression that the agent knows their stuff, yet their habit of ‘talking at’
customers, in abbreviations and acronyms is a bit much. How do they know your
level of English, never mind your exposure to ‘business speak’?
I thought we lived in a land of ‘many
tongues’?
Let's Face it! and then Fix it!
For starters, you could watch your
language…record yourself on your smartphone recorder, make some notes of where
and when you use which of the ‘speaking terms’ that you’d use when helping a
member of the public, (a customer, a potential lead). And then, ask a stranger,
a friend, and a family member, (at least these three) to point out the business
speak that has crept into your communication when you’re talking to them.
Also, don’t forget to explain the
meaning of the terms. Pay your knowledge and information forward and encourage
others to do the same.
Live and learn, in every way. The more theory you have, the easier it is to actually action some of the things you read about and if you’re discovering the meaning of some 'business speak' terminology, don’t just bandy it about. Or, at least explain yourself when you do.
Personally, I’ve subscribed to the forklift news – always wanted to learn to drive one…or a bulldozer – actually, in all honesty, I have to admit that it's only since I watched and got hooked on Transformers. But, I also follow developments in the service delivery industry (all sectors, or as many as I can think of), keep an eye on ‘movement in the spiritual world’ (wicca, shamanistic teachings etc.), and ‘got to be in the know’ about the latest sun flares, channeling, and alien talk...then there's fractal banking, developments in computer wearables, mountain-biking and climbing, 3D printing...my list is kind of endless.

Unfortunately, there are way too
many of us ‘talkers’ only doing the talking online, and unlearning how to deal
with face-to-face conversations in the process of ‘hermitising’ – are we learning ‘webspeak’
(?).
Had a picture of me spending a
Saturday morning in the streets, store – everywhere – just like in the TV advertisement(s),
sticking post-it notes, (with messages such as ‘Talk to me’, and ‘Let’s have
a REAL conversation’ written on them), smack on people's foreheads (people whose conversations I
eavesdrop on, or interrupt with my own opinion). Ok, so if you know me, you’re
probably wondering why I haven’t done it yet? Soon…